Literary Giggler Gifts

Salon of Apartment 4-N

Clown God

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Get on with it!

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'It was this big. I swear'

Fancy a pint?

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

2pm meet your Creator

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

I am one with stupid.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'Whoops!'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

'It needs more punctuation.'

A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

"I think I'm picking up a 'holier than thou' vibe here."

"Who ate all the pieties?"

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." "What's a doctor?"