Romantic Giggler Gifts

"So on a scale of one to ten, how'd I do?" "Can I use fractions?"

Cold Beer ---fresh flowers for sale, think of your wife for a change.

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

The Main Types of Cheese

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'This place is really classy. They bring the microwave right to your table!'

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

Get on with it!

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Fancy a pint?

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'House wine?'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

2pm meet your Creator

"Fresh ground anti-depressants?"

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.