Gown Giggler Gifts

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

Clown God

Not you. Your hair.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Get on with it!

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Fancy a pint?

2pm meet your Creator

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"The cookies are always stale."

I am one with stupid.

Swinging through the jungle.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'Whoops!'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

Pest control, with death.

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

'Dicing with Death'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.