Godly Giggler Gifts

"Well, some of us mortals have to get up tomorrow morning."

"I believe you know Mars, God of Defense."

"Would you hand me that?"

"I think I'm picking up a 'holier than thou' vibe here."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Clown God

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'Whoops!'

It's a Good Tired.

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'Of course He never listens - He's OMNISCIENT!'

Three wall angels...

God's Sharps

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

Get on with it!

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

'It was this big. I swear'

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

Fancy a pint?

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

2pm meet your Creator

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."