Gospel Giggler Gifts

'Ask Jesus to stop multiplying bread and fishes...it's the plates what we need now.'

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

"Wine?! Laddie, he'll have my attention when he can change water into Scotch!"

Clown God

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Get on with it!

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Fancy a pint?

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

2pm meet your Creator

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

I am one with stupid.

'Man, I'm bombing,'

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

Black Hole Corks

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'Whoops!'