Gospel Gigglers Gifts

The First Supper

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Clown God

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

Giggle.

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

2pm meet your Creator

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

I am one with stupid.

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

'Whoops!'

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

'Big Issue!'