Church Gigglers Gifts

Church Board: 'Come early and you can sit in the back.'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

Speaking words of wisdom, letter B

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"A reading from the ax of the apostles."

Confessional bathroom

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

"Seats in all parts!"

Fortunately the Pastor didn't realize it, but his wife's new 'mod' hat was actually a clever disguise for two canisters of coffee.

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

'Big Issue!'

'Lettuce pray!'

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

The First Supper

Jesus Seals the Hick...

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'