Church Gigglers Mugs

Church Board: 'Come early and you can sit in the back.'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

Fortunately the Pastor didn't realize it, but his wife's new 'mod' hat was actually a clever disguise for two canisters of coffee.

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

The First Supper

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

'Lettuce pray!'

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

"Seats in all parts!"

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

Ghost Playing Cello