Godly Gigglers Mugs

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

'How about hitting my wife's new boyfriend?'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Clown God

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

2pm meet your Creator

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

I am one with stupid.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'Man, I'm bombing,'

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

'Whoops!'

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

'Big Issue!'

The First Supper

Jesus Seals the Hick...

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

Ghost Playing Cello

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'