Godly Giggles Seeker Gifts

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

Clown God

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

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'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

2pm meet your Creator

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

I am one with stupid.

'Man, I'm bombing,'

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'Whoops!'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

Black Hole Corks

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"That's what we look like naked??"

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

"After analyzing the energy waves emitted by this pulsar near Andromeda, I believe we have an answer to the age old question: 'Where do jokes come from?'"

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

Jesus Seals the Hick...