Wit And Giggles Seeker Gifts

'You are leading a double life, that'll be extra.'

Bad fake tan day.

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

Santa does a keg stand.

Farmer and FIsherman

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

Airport

Punch Drunk

Graph to find your IQ

K9 Literati.

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

Your resume is only 8 words long! You're hired!

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

Broad Minded

Boarding House

Law office sign: "Defending the citizen's entitlement to folly since 1935"

Witty Remarks You Can Never Remember To Say During The Meeting.

"Does my brain look big in this?"

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

You're too enamored of wealth, Al. As it says in the Bible, "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle that for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." Is that a regular Camel, or does it have a filter tip?

Santa Claus Heralding the New Year

"That's great that you're on 8 different social media sites, but how are you at bank reconciliations, accounts payable, and working?"

Bored Room

Square Yard

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"