Wintertime Giggle Seeker Gifts

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

Welcome Spring.

The rocket powered skiier

Snowmobull

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

Little girl skiing.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Toilet humour

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Easter Island Secret

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

'He's a gassy baby.'

Octopus gets tickled pink

"What would you serve with toast?"

"Stand-up comedy." "On-your-knees-with-gas-pain comedy." "Please, God, make it stop..."

Still living with parents....

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

Chiropractor jokes.

'Darn good oil that!'

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

"I'm sorry but the bubbles make me giggle."

"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"

I like a good whodunit.

Man sledging on his stomach.

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

"Bring me a tit, and make it snappy."

'What the...? Bleeeeccchhh!' 'Hey, where's my hanky?'

Mr. Pickwick slides