Seasonal Giggle Seeker Gifts

Welcome Spring.

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Toilet humour

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"The cookies are always stale."

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

Easter Island Secret

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

Octopus gets tickled pink

Still living with parents....

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

"Stand-up comedy." "On-your-knees-with-gas-pain comedy." "Please, God, make it stop..."

'He's a gassy baby.'

"What would you serve with toast?"

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

'Darn good oil that!'

I like a good whodunit.

The groundhog, unable to see his shadow, goes in for a cataract operation.

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

"Bring me a tit, and make it snappy."

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

Ladder in a lift shard.

Willy was our only pet until we bought the elephant.

'Honey... The old bag next door said I'm looking fat in white!'

Woodpecker sitting on snowmans nose

"The entire time you were talking to Marissa you had a piece of spinach between your teeth."