Wintertime Giggler Gifts

'Honey... The old bag next door said I'm looking fat in white!'

The Busy Gardener

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Hardy Annuals

"Garden variety allergies."

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Yard Sale

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Beginning Yarder.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"What are you in for?"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'...and this is the water garden...'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'Where are you going?'

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Balding gnomes

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

"The cookies are always stale."

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'