Holiday Giggler Gifts

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

2pm meet your Creator

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

I am one with stupid.

"The cookies are always stale."

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

'You know you haven't been good, and I know you haven't been good, but good, nevertheless, is your public stance.'

"The fact is Santa, if that's your real name. You were caught inside the house, with a sack full of valuables."

"Seems like around November a lot of relatives don't make it to these."

No Yule Turn.

'Honey... The old bag next door said I'm looking fat in white!'

Working From Home/Working From Home But It's the Holidays

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

'Bless you!'

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

"Hey, Robinson Crusoe! Taking the laundry to mommy? Wow, you sure know how to 'rough it'! Haha!!" "Just ignore them." "Can you bring us back some of her blueberry pie? Ha!"

A turtle takes a bath.

If I don't, he'll just wander off.

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

"I'm installing a backup camera. I'm tired of you sending me out to repair all the chimneys you back into."

Spiro & Pusho and the toilet cabin on the rock.

Really bad bowler. This your ball?

Oh, that's no angel. That's a meltdown.

"Ready for your birthday present dear?" "Leave the diaper on! Leave the diaper on!"