Holiday Jingler Gifts

On the twelth day of Christmas...

Christmas Tree

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Santa does a keg stand.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Ring those Christmas bells!

"The cookies are always stale."

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

December Fest

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

The night after Christmas.

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

"What was Santa thinking calling me Dancer? I think I have two left feet..."

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

Baggage Reclaim

Kringle: The Decca Years

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'Do you think they'll feed us something special for Christmas dinner?'

"There are thirty four children in my class...thirty one naughty, three nice."

Santana Claus

Christmas Group Therapy.

"The fact is Santa, if that's your real name. You were caught inside the house, with a sack full of valuables."

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

Holidays are Here, Think!

"Are you sure you can trust this doctor?"

No Yule Turn.

A man staying afloat on an anchor at sea.

Ding dong merrily on us!