Holiday Jingler Gifts

On the twelth day of Christmas...

Christmas Tree

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Santa does a keg stand.

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

Ring those Christmas bells!

"The cookies are always stale."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

December Fest

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

The night after Christmas.

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

"What was Santa thinking calling me Dancer? I think I have two left feet..."

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

Santana Claus

Baggage Reclaim

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

"There are thirty four children in my class...thirty one naughty, three nice."

Kringle: The Decca Years

'Do you think they'll feed us something special for Christmas dinner?'

Christmas Group Therapy.

"The fact is Santa, if that's your real name. You were caught inside the house, with a sack full of valuables."

"Are you sure you can trust this doctor?"

A man staying afloat on an anchor at sea.

"Does that mean trick or treaters too?"

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

Ding dong merrily on us!