Halloween Giggler Gifts

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Get on with it!

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Fancy a pint?

'It was this big. I swear'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

2pm meet your Creator

Cavemen Exhibit

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"The cookies are always stale."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

I am one with stupid.

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

Confession Ratings.

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"The fact is Santa, if that's your real name. You were caught inside the house, with a sack full of valuables."

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

No Yule Turn.