Halloween Giggler Pillows

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Get on with it!

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Fancy a pint?

'It was this big. I swear'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

2pm meet your Creator

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"The cookies are always stale."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

I am one with stupid.

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

Confession Ratings.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"The fact is Santa, if that's your real name. You were caught inside the house, with a sack full of valuables."

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

Spiritualist Society Parking

No Yule Turn.