Festive Giggler Pillows

'Bless you!'

"The cookies are always stale."

'Bobby the brown nose reindeer never gained the same respect from Santa as his older brother Rudolph'

'Couldn't get insurance for my sled.'

Clown God

Get on with it!

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

May your Christmas be full of harmony

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Fancy a pint?

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

2pm meet your Creator

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

I am one with stupid.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'Whoops!'

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.