Festive Giggler Pillows

'Bless you!'

"The cookies are always stale."

'Bobby the brown nose reindeer never gained the same respect from Santa as his older brother Rudolph'

'Couldn't get insurance for my sled.'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Clown God

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Get on with it!

May your Christmas be full of harmony

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Fancy a pint?

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

2pm meet your Creator

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

I am one with stupid.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

'Whoops!'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'