Yuletide Giggler Pillows

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

2pm meet your Creator

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"The cookies are always stale."

I am one with stupid.

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

'Mrs Fenton, next time we have a neurotic snowman booked, get the payment up-front!'

"The fact is Santa, if that's your real name. You were caught inside the house, with a sack full of valuables."

'You know you haven't been good, and I know you haven't been good, but good, nevertheless, is your public stance.'

"Seems like around November a lot of relatives don't make it to these."

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

'Honey... The old bag next door said I'm looking fat in white!'

No Yule Turn.

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

'Let me remind you that in our legal system we're nice until proven naughty.'

Santa delivering newspapers

'Bless you!'

'This is the part of the job I hate.'

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

"I'm installing a backup camera. I'm tired of you sending me out to repair all the chimneys you back into."

"Ready for your birthday present dear?" "Leave the diaper on! Leave the diaper on!"

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

Ernie was sick and tired of socks and jocks every Christmas.