Bedtime Giggler Pillows

"I'm breaking in a new pillow."

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

Batman's Baby

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

'I'll take him.'

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

"On your left."

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

"It was your idea to call him Christopher Robin!"

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'Good morning!'

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'

"The fact is Santa, if that's your real name. You were caught inside the house, with a sack full of valuables."

"Just a heads up...the chicken paprikash is camera shy."

No Yule Turn.

'Honey... The old bag next door said I'm looking fat in white!'

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

Potty trainers hotline

'Memo to the wife...'

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

Cat with mice on his bedpost.

"But it's 3 o'clock in the morning. Okay, one word ... rhymes with liar."

Arm Clocks for Dog Lovers

'What do you mean, stuff the chicken? It wasn't empty.'

Not having stuck a note on his own back, Bobby's joke backfired.

Late at night, much to Mrs. Murray's dismay, Mr. Murray would often receive a visit from the "Toot Fairy".

Jon Snowman

'Syncronised drowning.'