Dinner Time Giggler Pillows

"Just a heads up...the chicken paprikash is camera shy."

'Your French dip, sir.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

"What would you recommend pairing with the school of cod fish?"

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

'The chef says, 'Thank your the compliment on the breast of the chicken and he would like to compliment you on the breast of YOUR chicken'.'

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

'The only time he works up a sweat is running to the dinner table...'

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

'Waiter there is a candlestick in my soup!'

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"

"My husband's a surgeon, he can't let go of his work."

"Mom, my alphabet soup tastes funny."

'Phillip! Time for dinner...Phillip?!'

"Voila!! For the Lady, Seafood Linguine, and I believe Sir ordered the Chef's Surprise?"

House of Beans.

Chicken running out of restaurant, waiter: "Err, chickens off"

'Maybe we should try killing them first, and then cooking them.'

Classical gas - musician farting music