Dinner Date Giggler Pillows

'The chef says, 'Thank your the compliment on the breast of the chicken and he would like to compliment you on the breast of YOUR chicken'.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Romantic Violinist.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

The Bare Minimum

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

'Tasty bird.'

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

"Hold that afterthought!"

"Remember the last time you took me out? We had ration books!"

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

"I am off duty, but the body cam allows me to discreetly take photos of my meal."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"Know any marches? I just gave him his marching papers."

'Oh Harry, look at that cute couple! How come we don't do anything romantic like that anymore?'

'Maybe it's the wine talking but you look as good today as the day I first settled for you.'

"Would you care for something to talk about during dinner?"

It is lonely being an old man - but not being a ...

"I just wanted to tell you how much I love that you don't have a podcast."

"I'll wait, my wife's in the loo."

'I love you just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.'

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."