Dinner Date Giggler Pillows

'The chef says, 'Thank your the compliment on the breast of the chicken and he would like to compliment you on the breast of YOUR chicken'.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Romantic Violinist.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

The Bare Minimum

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

'Tasty bird.'

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"Know any marches? I just gave him his marching papers."

"I am off duty, but the body cam allows me to discreetly take photos of my meal."

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

"Remember the last time you took me out? We had ration books!"

"Hold that afterthought!"

'Oh Harry, look at that cute couple! How come we don't do anything romantic like that anymore?'

'Maybe it's the wine talking but you look as good today as the day I first settled for you.'

"Would you care for something to talk about during dinner?"

"I just wanted to tell you how much I love that you don't have a podcast."

It is lonely being an old man - but not being a ...

'I love you just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.'

"I'll wait, my wife's in the loo."

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

"Just a heads up...the chicken paprikash is camera shy."