Romantic Dinner Dater Pillows

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Romantic Violinist.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

In Desperate Straits.

'S'more wine?'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

The Bare Minimum

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

Romantic Frogs

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"Linguini for two?"

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"I do love you, Robin, but I'm not sure I'm ready for a full-on commitment yet."

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou - apparently in that order!'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"