Romantic Dinner Dater T-Shirts

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Romantic Violinist.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'S'more wine?'

In Desperate Straits.

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

The Bare Minimum

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

Romantic Frogs

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"Linguini for two?"

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou - apparently in that order!'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"