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“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

'My little boy broke my violin.'

Spinach Dating.

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

'S'more wine?'

In Desperate Straits.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

Champagne Charlie.

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

Romantic Frogs

"Linguini for two?"

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Let it breathe for an hour, to bring out the best home-truths."

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou - apparently in that order!'