Romantic Dinner Lover Pillows

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

'My little boy broke my violin.'

Spinach Dating.

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

'S'more wine?'

In Desperate Straits.

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Romantic Frogs

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

Champagne Charlie.

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Linguini for two?"

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"Let it breathe for an hour, to bring out the best home-truths."

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"