Dinner Lover Pillows

'Wow! Thanks, Joy! Two gift certificates for dinner at Maudlins!'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

Romantic Frogs

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

Champagne Charlie.

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"Michael, do your dinner."

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

"Let it breathe for an hour, to bring out the best home-truths."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"What do you recommend today?"

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

"Meditation is too hard. How do you keep one thought in your mind for this long?"

The reserved and the go-ers.'