Dinner Lover Pillows

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

Romantic Frogs

Champagne Charlie.

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"Michael, do your dinner."

"Let it breathe for an hour, to bring out the best home-truths."

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"What do you recommend today?"

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Meditation is too hard. How do you keep one thought in your mind for this long?"

The reserved and the go-ers.'