Dinner Drama Lover Pillows

"Your dinner's flushed away."

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Oh, how sweet of you."

The Perfect Foil

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention."

'After you with the camouflage.'

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

"Let it breathe for an hour, to bring out the best home-truths."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

Spinach Dating.

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'I'm terrible with names - what's mine?'

"This can't be right. I was supposed to lose 20 lbs before my next annual exam - maybe I should postpone my appointment for ... another year."

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."

The Birth of Philosophical Thought Experiments.

"How was the food sir?"

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

'I wish you'd told me you were inviting them. Thomas hates shellfish.'

'How is the Peking Duck prepared?' 'I'll break it to her gently.'