Dining Drama Lover Pillows

"How's everything?"

A gentleman and his butler in a dining room.

'Correct, $18.50 for your glass of Chablis, and $21.95 for the lady's glass of Merlot - good thing you ordered the house wines.'

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

Fly at the tennis club cafe.

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

'I'll have the dessert list and he'll have the Heimlich maneuver.'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

"What will change my life?"

"How was the food sir?"

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"Hi again. Can I just check whether you enjoyed me interrupting your meal five minutes ago to ask whether you were enjoying your meal?"

"Waiter - this dish doesn't contain enough adjectives..!"

"Here are Monsieur Limace, our sommelier, Monsiere Juron, chef de Cuisine and Mr Kruigshenk, specialist for the beheading of breakfast eggs."

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

"There, dammit. Is that enough pepper for you??"

'If you're in a hurry, why did you order the snails?'

'Can you send this back to the kitchen. It's cold.'

'Mountain lions.'

"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

'You did ask for the wine steward - now grovel, man, grovel!'

'It's a blackmail note - Someone saw me going into that Fish-and-Chip shop!'

"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."

"And don't try to pull the old 'good wine steward, bad wine steward' routine."