Dining Drama Aficionado Pillows

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

"What will change my life?"

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

"How was the food sir?"

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

"Hi again. Can I just check whether you enjoyed me interrupting your meal five minutes ago to ask whether you were enjoying your meal?"

"Waiter - this dish doesn't contain enough adjectives..!"

"How's everything?"

"Don't ever go in there - The waiters are all mimes!"

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

"Here are Monsieur Limace, our sommelier, Monsiere Juron, chef de Cuisine and Mr Kruigshenk, specialist for the beheading of breakfast eggs."

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

"There, dammit. Is that enough pepper for you??"

Fly at the tennis club cafe.

'Can you send this back to the kitchen. It's cold.'

'You did ask for the wine steward - now grovel, man, grovel!'

"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

'It's a blackmail note - Someone saw me going into that Fish-and-Chip shop!'

'I'll have the dessert list and he'll have the Heimlich maneuver.'

A gentleman and his butler in a dining room.

"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."

'The chef apparently doesn't know how to accept a compliment.'

"And don't try to pull the old 'good wine steward, bad wine steward' routine."

"The truth is, I don't even know who you are anymore. Let's see some ID."