Dining Drama Aficionado Gifts

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

"What will change my life?"

"Hi again. Can I just check whether you enjoyed me interrupting your meal five minutes ago to ask whether you were enjoying your meal?"

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

"How was the food sir?"

"How's everything?"

"Waiter - this dish doesn't contain enough adjectives..!"

"Don't ever go in there - The waiters are all mimes!"

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

"Here are Monsieur Limace, our sommelier, Monsiere Juron, chef de Cuisine and Mr Kruigshenk, specialist for the beheading of breakfast eggs."

Now squeeze sharply five times - that should dislodge the tip from his coat pocket.

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

Fly at the tennis club cafe.

"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

'Can you send this back to the kitchen. It's cold.'

'You did ask for the wine steward - now grovel, man, grovel!'

"There, dammit. Is that enough pepper for you??"

'It's a blackmail note - Someone saw me going into that Fish-and-Chip shop!'

"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."

A gentleman and his butler in a dining room.

'The chef apparently doesn't know how to accept a compliment.'

'I'll have the dessert list and he'll have the Heimlich maneuver.'

"And don't try to pull the old 'good wine steward, bad wine steward' routine."

"The truth is, I don't even know who you are anymore. Let's see some ID."