Dining Drama Enthusiasts Gifts

"Hold on, some guy is trying to talk me about soup."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

"House red, sir?"

Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

"What will change my life?"

"Hi again. Can I just check whether you enjoyed me interrupting your meal five minutes ago to ask whether you were enjoying your meal?"

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."

"How was the food sir?"

"Waiter - this dish doesn't contain enough adjectives..!"

"How's everything?"

"Here are Monsieur Limace, our sommelier, Monsiere Juron, chef de Cuisine and Mr Kruigshenk, specialist for the beheading of breakfast eggs."

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

'Can you send this back to the kitchen. It's cold.'

Fly at the tennis club cafe.

'Careful, this plate may be a little hot.'

'You did ask for the wine steward - now grovel, man, grovel!'

"There, dammit. Is that enough pepper for you??"

'It's a blackmail note - Someone saw me going into that Fish-and-Chip shop!'

"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."

"Hello, Sir! Remember me? You were always putting me in detention. . . Would you like to order now?"

'I'll have the dessert list and he'll have the Heimlich maneuver.'

A gentleman and his butler in a dining room.

"And don't try to pull the old 'good wine steward, bad wine steward' routine."

"The truth is, I don't even know who you are anymore. Let's see some ID."