Dining Out Drama Gifts

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

"House red, sir?"

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"What will change my life?"

"Hi again. Can I just check whether you enjoyed me interrupting your meal five minutes ago to ask whether you were enjoying your meal?"

"How was the food sir?"

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."

"Waiter - this dish doesn't contain enough adjectives..!"

"How's everything?"

"Slop again?!"

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

"Here are Monsieur Limace, our sommelier, Monsiere Juron, chef de Cuisine and Mr Kruigshenk, specialist for the beheading of breakfast eggs."

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

Now squeeze sharply five times - that should dislodge the tip from his coat pocket.

'The house wine sir.'

'You did ask for the wine steward - now grovel, man, grovel!'

'Can you send this back to the kitchen. It's cold.'

'I don't eat red meat.' 'This is green.'

"There, dammit. Is that enough pepper for you??"

'Careful, this plate may be a little hot.'

Fly at the tennis club cafe.

"We're all dying to try something that you set on fire at our table."

'If you're in a hurry, why did you order the snails?'

"Oh God, I forgot to ask if anybody had lard issues."

'I'll have the dessert list and he'll have the Heimlich maneuver.'

A gentleman and his butler in a dining room.