Dining Drama Seeker Gifts

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"Waiter - there's a fly in my soup."

"What will change my life?"

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

"Hi again. Can I just check whether you enjoyed me interrupting your meal five minutes ago to ask whether you were enjoying your meal?"

"How was the food sir?"

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."

"Waiter - this dish doesn't contain enough adjectives..!"

"How's everything?"

Now squeeze sharply five times - that should dislodge the tip from his coat pocket.

"Here are Monsieur Limace, our sommelier, Monsiere Juron, chef de Cuisine and Mr Kruigshenk, specialist for the beheading of breakfast eggs."

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

'Can you send this back to the kitchen. It's cold.'

'Careful, this plate may be a little hot.'

'You did ask for the wine steward - now grovel, man, grovel!'

"We're all dying to try something that you set on fire at our table."

"There, dammit. Is that enough pepper for you??"

Fly at the tennis club cafe.

'If you're in a hurry, why did you order the snails?'

"There's a lot more to me than you think."

'I'll have the dessert list and he'll have the Heimlich maneuver.'

A gentleman and his butler in a dining room.