Dining Drama Lover Gifts

"How's everything?"

A gentleman and his butler in a dining room.

'Correct, $18.50 for your glass of Chablis, and $21.95 for the lady's glass of Merlot - good thing you ordered the house wines.'

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

Fly at the tennis club cafe.

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

'I'll have the dessert list and he'll have the Heimlich maneuver.'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

"What will change my life?"

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

"How was the food sir?"

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"Hi again. Can I just check whether you enjoyed me interrupting your meal five minutes ago to ask whether you were enjoying your meal?"

"Waiter - this dish doesn't contain enough adjectives..!"

"Here are Monsieur Limace, our sommelier, Monsiere Juron, chef de Cuisine and Mr Kruigshenk, specialist for the beheading of breakfast eggs."

Now squeeze sharply five times - that should dislodge the tip from his coat pocket.

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

'Mountain lions.'

'If you're in a hurry, why did you order the snails?'

The soup was quite filling

"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

'You did ask for the wine steward - now grovel, man, grovel!'

'Can you send this back to the kitchen. It's cold.'

"There, dammit. Is that enough pepper for you??"

'It's a blackmail note - Someone saw me going into that Fish-and-Chip shop!'