Dining Drama Enthusiast Gifts

'Can you send this back to the kitchen. It's cold.'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

"What will change my life?"

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."

"How was the food sir?"

"Hi again. Can I just check whether you enjoyed me interrupting your meal five minutes ago to ask whether you were enjoying your meal?"

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

"Waiter - this dish doesn't contain enough adjectives..!"

"How's everything?"

"Here are Monsieur Limace, our sommelier, Monsiere Juron, chef de Cuisine and Mr Kruigshenk, specialist for the beheading of breakfast eggs."

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

"I knew it."

"There, dammit. Is that enough pepper for you??"

'You did ask for the wine steward - now grovel, man, grovel!'

Fly at the tennis club cafe.

"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

'It's a blackmail note - Someone saw me going into that Fish-and-Chip shop!'

'The chef apparently doesn't know how to accept a compliment.'

"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."

'I'll have the dessert list and he'll have the Heimlich maneuver.'

A gentleman and his butler in a dining room.

"And don't try to pull the old 'good wine steward, bad wine steward' routine."

"The truth is, I don't even know who you are anymore. Let's see some ID."