Dining Drama Fan Gifts

"Yeah, well, the quality of your life is interfering with the quality of my life."

'You did ask for the wine steward - now grovel, man, grovel!'

'I hope you're satisfied! -- I asked the chef to hurry your order, and he BURNED himself!'

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"Waiter - there's no fly in my soup!"

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

"How was the food sir?"

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

"How's everything?"

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

Fly at the tennis club cafe.

"There, dammit. Is that enough pepper for you??"

"...and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day."

'Careful, this plate may be a little hot.'

'Can you send this back to the kitchen. It's cold.'

'It's a blackmail note - Someone saw me going into that Fish-and-Chip shop!'

'I'll have the dessert list and he'll have the Heimlich maneuver.'

A gentleman and his butler in a dining room.

"The truth is, I don't even know who you are anymore. Let's see some ID."

'This thing is stupid - I weigh just the same with my coat and boots OFF!'

"There may be a slight delay on the beef fillet."

'And you'll be seated at the head table!'

"Okay, who gets the beef and who gets the ants?"

"My husband brings all his friends here, so I'm looking forward to tasting the food."