Dining Drama Seeker T-Shirts

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

"Waiter - there's a fly in my soup."

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

"What will change my life?"

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."

"Hi again. Can I just check whether you enjoyed me interrupting your meal five minutes ago to ask whether you were enjoying your meal?"

"How was the food sir?"

"Waiter - this dish doesn't contain enough adjectives..!"

"How's everything?"

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

"Here are Monsieur Limace, our sommelier, Monsiere Juron, chef de Cuisine and Mr Kruigshenk, specialist for the beheading of breakfast eggs."

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

'If you're in a hurry, why did you order the snails?'

"There, dammit. Is that enough pepper for you??"

'You did ask for the wine steward - now grovel, man, grovel!'

"We're all dying to try something that you set on fire at our table."

Fly at the tennis club cafe.

'Can you send this back to the kitchen. It's cold.'

'Careful, this plate may be a little hot.'

A gentleman and his butler in a dining room.

'I'll have the dessert list and he'll have the Heimlich maneuver.'

Ah! Bejezus...for the love of Mike...This wine is corked

"There's a lot more to me than you think."