Dining Out Dramatist Gifts

Need a thoughtful gift for the dining out dramatist in your life? Explore our collection of clever and humorous products that capture their flair for restaurant theatrics and love of culinary storytelling. Perfect for celebrating their unique passion, these items add a fun, creative touch to any dining experience, blending humor with a dash of drama. Whether it's for a special occasion or just because, find a memorable gift that resonates with their love for the theatrical side of dining.

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"The doggie bag, Martha! Spit it out in the doggie bag!"

"The doggie bag, Martha! Spit it out in the doggie bag!" mockup

"The doggie bag, Martha! Spit it out in the doggie bag!"

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"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt." mockup

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

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'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.' mockup

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

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The Perfect Foil

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'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.' mockup

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

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'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!' mockup

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

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"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving." mockup

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

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'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away mockup

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

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'We'll get our food....eventually.' mockup

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

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'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.' mockup

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

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'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook). mockup

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

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"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention."

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention." mockup

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention."

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'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?' mockup

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

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Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.' mockup

Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

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'After you with the camouflage.'

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'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.' mockup

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

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Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie mockup

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

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'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...' mockup

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

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'I hear there's a fly in your soup?' mockup

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

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"What will change my life?"

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"Our steaks are unusually tough tonight."

"Our steaks are unusually tough tonight." mockup

"Our steaks are unusually tough tonight."

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"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t." mockup

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."

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"Hi again. Can I just check whether you enjoyed me interrupting your meal five minutes ago to ask whether you were enjoying your meal?"

"Hi again. Can I just check whether you enjoyed me interrupting your meal five minutes ago to ask whether you were enjoying your meal?" mockup

"Hi again. Can I just check whether you enjoyed me interrupting your meal five minutes ago to ask whether you were enjoying your meal?"

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"How's everything?"

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"Waiter - this dish doesn't contain enough adjectives..!"

"Waiter - this dish doesn't contain enough adjectives..!" mockup

"Waiter - this dish doesn't contain enough adjectives..!"

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'How is the Peking Duck prepared?' 'I'll break it to her gently.'

'How is the Peking Duck prepared?' 'I'll break it to her gently.' mockup

'How is the Peking Duck prepared?' 'I'll break it to her gently.'

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"Here are Monsieur Limace, our sommelier, Monsiere Juron, chef de Cuisine and Mr Kruigshenk, specialist for the beheading of breakfast eggs."

"Here are Monsieur Limace, our sommelier, Monsiere Juron, chef de Cuisine and Mr Kruigshenk, specialist for the beheading of breakfast eggs." mockup

"Here are Monsieur Limace, our sommelier, Monsiere Juron, chef de Cuisine and Mr Kruigshenk, specialist for the beheading of breakfast eggs."

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Today's special - Ox tail soup.

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"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer." mockup

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

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Lady with an inflatable dinner date. mockup

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

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'It was late, very late, but the peas had touched the mash potatoes, and only dawn could lift the curse.'

'It was late, very late, but the peas had touched the mash potatoes, and only dawn could lift the curse.' mockup

'It was late, very late, but the peas had touched the mash potatoes, and only dawn could lift the curse.'

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'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.' mockup

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

from $19.00

Dining Out Dramatist Gifts Collection

Dining Out Dramatist Mugs

Explore more witty and creative mugs perfect for the dining out dramatist in your life. Find the perfect beverage companion with our fun designs.

Dining Out Dramatist Pillows

Add some drama to their home decor with our quirky pillows. Perfect for fans of theatrical dining adventures.

Dining Out Dramatist Prints

Browse our collection of artistic and witty prints that capture the fun and flair of dining out dramatics.

Dining Out Dramatist T-Shirts

Looking for more playful t-shirts? Discover designs that celebrate the theatrical side of dining out and make a statement wherever they go.