Diner Drama Enjoyer Pillows

"Okay, who gets the beef and who gets the ants?"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

"What do you recommend today?"

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

"What will change my life?"

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

Bob ordered the breakfast special of bacon with two eggs served any way he wanted.

"How was the food sir?"

'Hey!! Put your plate in the dishwasher!'

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."

"Hi again. Can I just check whether you enjoyed me interrupting your meal five minutes ago to ask whether you were enjoying your meal?"

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

"Waiter - this dish doesn't contain enough adjectives..!"

"How's everything?"

We don't have poached eggs. How about an elephant tusk?'

"Here are Monsieur Limace, our sommelier, Monsiere Juron, chef de Cuisine and Mr Kruigshenk, specialist for the beheading of breakfast eggs."

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

Why It's Called a Waffle