Dining Drama Appreciator Pillows

"My husband brings all his friends here, so I'm looking forward to tasting the food."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Grandma's caf

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

Doom & Gloom

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."

Don Giovanni

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

Victorian Garden Romance

Don Giovanni

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

"What will change my life?"

Three Little Pigs Cry Wolf.

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

"Hi again. Can I just check whether you enjoyed me interrupting your meal five minutes ago to ask whether you were enjoying your meal?"

"How was the food sir?"

"Well, it's no wonder those Borgias and Medicis were always poisoning each other."

"Waiter - this dish doesn't contain enough adjectives..!"

"How's everything?"

Don Giovanni

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

"Here are Monsieur Limace, our sommelier, Monsiere Juron, chef de Cuisine and Mr Kruigshenk, specialist for the beheading of breakfast eggs."

Sneezing dragon.