Diet Drama Appreciator Pillows

'Prawn Cocktail. My old nemesis.' - 'Go on... just try a mouthful.' - 'I forget why I don't like prawns...' - 'Is it because they might wriggle back to life in your mouth?' - 'Bleurgh!' - 'Sea food can be very slimming.'

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'Excellent napkin.'

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

'You're eating all the wrong food.'

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

"This can't be right. I was supposed to lose 20 lbs before my next annual exam - maybe I should postpone my appointment for ... another year."

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

'A table near the food, please.'

How to keep your man healthy: 'No sex 'til you eat your vegetables!'

"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."

'Still antsy about the new diet I put you on?'

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

'Quit chewing tobacco? But that's the only source of fiber I get.'

Woman on scales.

"How's everything?"

'I was doing REALLY well, and then I sleepwalked last night and at a 20-pound bag of potatoes!'

"It looks like there is too much dairy in your diet."

"Mr. Whopple, time to slow down on the veggie diet!"

At little Jessica's tea party, nobody ate a bite, claiming they were stuffed

'Still at a plateau, Mrs Johnson?'

Shame on You.

"...and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day."

'You've been on a diet and lost six kilos...Well I think I have found them!'

Fly at the tennis club cafe.

Toblerone - Toblertwo.

"Put an olive in it please. My doctor told me to eat more greens!"

'That's not funny. Howard...get your foot off the scale!'

Thinking of Hunger

"If it's worth anything, I just choked to death in a vegan joint."

'I'll have the dessert list and he'll have the Heimlich maneuver.'

A gentleman and his butler in a dining room.