Diet Drama Addict Pillows

"Put an olive in it please. My doctor told me to eat more greens!"

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

'I gotta lose some weight.'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

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'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

No, you don't need to be "gluten-free." I said "glutton-free"!

'It started with between-meal snacks -- now he's having between-snack noshes.'

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

'You're eating all the wrong food.'

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

"This can't be right. I was supposed to lose 20 lbs before my next annual exam - maybe I should postpone my appointment for ... another year."

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

The Fat-Free Mayo Clinic.

How to keep your man healthy: 'No sex 'til you eat your vegetables!'

"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."

'When I said there was a thin person inside me screaming to get out, I didn't mean it LITERALLY!'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

'A table near the food, please.'

'Can you believe this? Now some food faddists want 'nectar-free' honey.'

'Two more strawberry creams and that's my ' five a day' taken care of....'

'I've got a problem.'

'Still antsy about the new diet I put you on?'

Obesity problems in the UK.

'Quit chewing tobacco? But that's the only source of fiber I get.'

Maid

Woman on scales.