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"Put an olive in it please. My doctor told me to eat more greens!"

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

'I gotta lose some weight.'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'It started with between-meal snacks -- now he's having between-snack noshes.'

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'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

'You're eating all the wrong food.'

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

"This can't be right. I was supposed to lose 20 lbs before my next annual exam - maybe I should postpone my appointment for ... another year."

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

The Fat-Free Mayo Clinic.

"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

'Can you believe this? Now some food faddists want 'nectar-free' honey.'

'I've got a problem.'

'Still antsy about the new diet I put you on?'

How to keep your man healthy: 'No sex 'til you eat your vegetables!'

'When I said there was a thin person inside me screaming to get out, I didn't mean it LITERALLY!'

'Two more strawberry creams and that's my ' five a day' taken care of....'

'A table near the food, please.'

Obesity problems in the UK.

'Quit chewing tobacco? But that's the only source of fiber I get.'

Maid

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

Woman on scales.