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'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

How to keep your man healthy: 'No sex 'til you eat your vegetables!'

'I'm on a very strict diet!'

'Still antsy about the new diet I put you on?'

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Valleyview diet clinic

'Diet considerations.'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"One slice—hold the bread."

"House red, sir?"

No, you don't need to be "gluten-free." I said "glutton-free"!

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

"Happy Birthday, dear! It's gluten-free, lactose-free and sugar-free."

Sugar free farm

GPs warn against New Year 'fad diets.'

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

'You're eating all the wrong food.'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

All you can eat salad bar has lifetime price.

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'