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'I was doing REALLY well, and then I sleepwalked last night and at a 20-pound bag of potatoes!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Great Therapy!'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

To read or not to read?

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Feel my claw of death!"

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'I'm a star!'

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

Theatrical emotion of Mr. Vincent Crummles

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"House red, sir?"

'It's not your fault, Dewey. Whenever a call doesn't go his way, he goes ballistic.'

'Cut! ... let's try that again, coach. This time put some drama into it. Slam you clipboard on the floor and demand more money to refurbish the weight room.'

I'm giving them Henry V's speech before Agincourt...

Backstage at the Globe Theater. I'm going to practice my soliloquy one more time. To be or not to be that is the question ... Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. Excuse me, it's showtime. Break a leg! You too! I guess you can't make a "Hamlet" without breaking a few legs!

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

Siegfried is speared

'You're eating all the wrong food.'

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"This can't be right. I was supposed to lose 20 lbs before my next annual exam - maybe I should postpone my appointment for ... another year."

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

How to keep your man healthy: 'No sex 'til you eat your vegetables!'

Shakespeare originally wrote "Romeo and Juliet" as a comedy.

'Still antsy about the new diet I put you on?'

"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."

Lion Leaps off Stage into Audience