Diet Drama King Or Queen T-Shirts

'I was doing REALLY well, and then I sleepwalked last night and at a 20-pound bag of potatoes!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Great Therapy!'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

To read or not to read?

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

'I'm a star!'

Theatrical emotion of Mr. Vincent Crummles

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

"House red, sir?"

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'It's not your fault, Dewey. Whenever a call doesn't go his way, he goes ballistic.'

'Cut! ... let's try that again, coach. This time put some drama into it. Slam you clipboard on the floor and demand more money to refurbish the weight room.'

I'm giving them Henry V's speech before Agincourt...

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

'You're eating all the wrong food.'

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

Siegfried is speared

"This can't be right. I was supposed to lose 20 lbs before my next annual exam - maybe I should postpone my appointment for ... another year."

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

'Still antsy about the new diet I put you on?'

"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."

'A table near the food, please.'

How to keep your man healthy: 'No sex 'til you eat your vegetables!'

Lion Leaps off Stage into Audience