Diet Drama Diva T-Shirts

'You're eating all the wrong food.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

La Table

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"I come here for the pepper."

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

William Shakespeare

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

Valleyview diet clinic

Ruff

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

'Diet considerations.'

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"