Diet Drama Diva Gifts

'You're eating all the wrong food.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

La Table

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

"I come here for the pepper."

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

William Shakespeare

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

'Diet considerations.'

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Ruff

"Larry never gains an ounce!"