Diet Drama Queen Gifts

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

How to keep your man healthy: 'No sex 'til you eat your vegetables!'

'I'm on a very strict diet!'

'Still antsy about the new diet I put you on?'

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Diet considerations.'

Valleyview diet clinic

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"House red, sir?"

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"One slice—hold the bread."

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

GPs warn against New Year 'fad diets.'

All you can eat salad bar has lifetime price.

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

"Happy Birthday, dear! It's gluten-free, lactose-free and sugar-free."

'You're eating all the wrong food.'